Tuesday, February 07, 2006
I Miss Bill Clinton
(submitted by email)
This sounds a lot like Dave Chappelle...It doesn't matter what party you belong to - this is hilarious. From a show on Canadian TV. There was a black comedian who said he misses Bill Clinton.
"Yep, that's right - I miss Bill Clinton! He was the closest thing we ever got to having a black man as President. Why?
Number 1 - He played the sax.
Number 2 - He smoked weed.
Number 3 - He had his way with ugly white women.
Number 4 - Even now? Look at him... his wife works, and he don't! And, he gets a check from the government every month.
Number 5 - Manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking America's shelves this week with "Clinton Soup," in honor of one of the nations' most distinguished men. It consists primarily of a weenie in hot water.
Number 6 -Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line to honor Bill Clinton. The Dodge Drafter. It will be built in Canada.
Number 7 - When asked what he thought about foreign affairs, Clinton replied, "I don't know, I never had one."
Number 8 - The Clinton revised judicial oath: "I solemnly swear to tell the truth as I know it, the whole truth as I believe it to be, and nothing but what I think you need to know."
Number 9 - Clinton will be recorded in history as the only President to do Hanky Panky between Bushes."
This sounds a lot like Dave Chappelle...It doesn't matter what party you belong to - this is hilarious. From a show on Canadian TV. There was a black comedian who said he misses Bill Clinton.
"Yep, that's right - I miss Bill Clinton! He was the closest thing we ever got to having a black man as President. Why?
Number 1 - He played the sax.
Number 2 - He smoked weed.
Number 3 - He had his way with ugly white women.
Number 4 - Even now? Look at him... his wife works, and he don't! And, he gets a check from the government every month.
Number 5 - Manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking America's shelves this week with "Clinton Soup," in honor of one of the nations' most distinguished men. It consists primarily of a weenie in hot water.
Number 6 -Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line to honor Bill Clinton. The Dodge Drafter. It will be built in Canada.
Number 7 - When asked what he thought about foreign affairs, Clinton replied, "I don't know, I never had one."
Number 8 - The Clinton revised judicial oath: "I solemnly swear to tell the truth as I know it, the whole truth as I believe it to be, and nothing but what I think you need to know."
Number 9 - Clinton will be recorded in history as the only President to do Hanky Panky between Bushes."
Poldark Maximus - for some reason, your comment was deleted...the next time you comment...please be a bit kinder to Ex-President Busy Pants!
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