Wednesday, February 08, 2006
Marine Bumper Stickers
You all know of my fondness for bumper stickers (See Hey Kerry! post further down). But I thought you all might get a kick out of these Marine bumper sticker ideas from Strategy Page:
- Save water, shower with a Marine!
- Heaven won't take us and Hell's afraid we'll take over.
- USMC: When it absolutely, positively must be destroyed overnight.
- When in doubt, empty the magazine. (#2 favorite)
- To err is human, to forgive is divine, however neither is Marine Corps policy.
- Happiness is a belt-fed weapon.
- There are two types of people: Marines, and those that wish they were.
- Martyrs or Marines, who do you think will get the virgins? (#3 favorite)
- All men are created equal, then some become Marines.
- USMC: It's not an attitude problem, we are that good.
- U.S. Marines: Travel agents to Allah.
- First Iraq, then France.
- We're Marines, we took Iwo Jima, Baghdad ain't shit." (Gen. Kelly)
- It's God's job to forgive Bin Laden, it's our job to arrange the meeting.
- Sergeants think their only flaw is their excessive modesty.
- Except for ending Slavery, Fascism, Nazism, and Communism, war has never solved anything." (The winner!)
Vote for your favorite!
- Save water, shower with a Marine!
- Heaven won't take us and Hell's afraid we'll take over.
- USMC: When it absolutely, positively must be destroyed overnight.
- When in doubt, empty the magazine. (#2 favorite)
- To err is human, to forgive is divine, however neither is Marine Corps policy.
- Happiness is a belt-fed weapon.
- There are two types of people: Marines, and those that wish they were.
- Martyrs or Marines, who do you think will get the virgins? (#3 favorite)
- All men are created equal, then some become Marines.
- USMC: It's not an attitude problem, we are that good.
- U.S. Marines: Travel agents to Allah.
- First Iraq, then France.
- We're Marines, we took Iwo Jima, Baghdad ain't shit." (Gen. Kelly)
- It's God's job to forgive Bin Laden, it's our job to arrange the meeting.
- Sergeants think their only flaw is their excessive modesty.
- Except for ending Slavery, Fascism, Nazism, and Communism, war has never solved anything." (The winner!)
Vote for your favorite!
USMC: When it absolutely, positively must be destroyed overnight.
I've heard this before.... I like it. :)
I've heard this before.... I like it. :)
That is a tough choice - they are all great. I guess I would have to choose:
When in doubt, empty the magazine.
I, too, thank you for the laugh.
When in doubt, empty the magazine.
I, too, thank you for the laugh.
Great choices! My fave was:
- It's God's job to forgive Bin Laden, it's our job to arrange the meeting.
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- It's God's job to forgive Bin Laden, it's our job to arrange the meeting.
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