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Wednesday, March 22, 2006

Rejected Movie Titles for Brokeback Mountain

  1. OKLAHOMO
  2. HIGH NOONER
  3. THE MAGNIFICENT SEVEN INCHES
  4. JEREMIAH'S JOHNSON
  5. POLESMOKE
  6. BUTCH ASSIDY AND THE BUNDANCE KID
  7. THE MAN WHO SHOT ALL OVER LIBERTY VALANCE
  8. HOW THE WEST WAS HUNG
  9. THE LEGEND OF THE LONG RANGER
  10. DOC'S HOLIDAY WITH BILLY THE KID VERY
  11. RAW HIDE
  12. LONESOME DOUG
  13. A FISTFUL OF NED
  14. HI, PLAINS DRIFTER! (read that again!)
  15. QUICKLY DOWN UNDER
  16. BAREBACK MOUNTING
  17. BONE-NANZA
  18. DON'T MESS WITH TEX' ASS
  19. HOME ON THE RANGER
  20. ROOSTER'S COCKBURN
  21. PRANCES WITH WOLVES
  22. BALONEY PONY RODEO
  23. HOMO ON THE RANGE
  24. RIO BRAVA
  25. BELLES of SAN ANGELO
  26. MY PAL'S TRIGGER
  27. THE SUNBLOOMERS
  28. DANIEL BONED TAILBLAZER
  29. ANGELA AND THE BADMAN
  30. SPRINGTIME IN YOUR ROCKS
  31. SING COWBOY SING (this is the original title that 'fits' well for BBM)
  32. YOUNG BILL'S HICKOCK
  33. SAGEBRUSH TAILS
  34. COWGIRLS AND THE SENIORITAS
  35. SANTA FAINT TAIL
  36. PAINT MY WAGONS
  37. CAT B'LEW
  38. YUMA YUMA
  39. MY DARLING CLEMEN'S TIME
  40. DESTRY RODE ME AGAIN SEVEN MEN FOR NOW (same as SING COWBOY above)
  41. THE SHOOTISTS THE GOOD, THE BAD, AND THE ROUGHLY
  42. THE SHOOTISTS
  43. RIDE MY HIGH COUNTRY
  44. FORT ATTACK ME
  45. EASY THERE, RIDER!
  46. MUTINY ON MY BOOTY
  47. THE OUTLAW JOSIE WAILED
  48. SHAMED
  49. TREASURES OF THE SIERRA PADRES
  50. THE WILD BUNCHED
  51. YANKEE DOODLE'S DANDY
  52. WAR AND MY PIECE
  53. RAINED ON MAN
  54. NANOOKIE OF THE NORTH
  55. MELVIN AND HIS HOWARD
  56. THE LEANING TREE
  57. KRAMER ON KRAMER
  58. IT HAPPENED ALL NIGHT
  59. IN THE HEAT OF MY NIGHTIE
  60. GUESS WHO CAME AT DINNER?
  61. THE GRASPS OF WRATH
  62. GOING WITH THE WIND
  63. COMING HOMO
  64. BEN'S HER or BEN'S HIM
  65. AROUND HIS WORLD IN 80 WAYS
  66. THE ADVENTURES OF ROBIN'S HOOD
  67. HE WORE HIS YELLOW RIBBON
  68. THEY CALL ME TRIXY & TRIXY IS STILL MY NAME (Double Feature)
  69. JISSUM
  70. JAKE'S BIG
  71. HANG ME HIGH
  72. BIG LITTLE MAN
  73. THE DAUGHTER'S OF KATIE ELDER
  74. THE HUNG LIKE A HORSE SOLDIERS
  75. RIO'S GRANDE
  76. TWO MINUTES OF SARAH'S SISTER
  77. QUIETLY, MAN
  78. A GOOD DAY AT BLACK ROCK
  79. LAST TRAIN FROM GAG HILL
  80. CATFIGHT AT THE OK CORRAL
  81. GOING DOWN ON THE SOUTH
  82. BITE MY BULLET
  83. ANDY GOT MY GUN
  84. MEXICALI ROSS
  85. RIDE ME, TENDERFOOT, RIDE ME
  86. BOSS OF HANGDOWN MESA
  87. THE FRISCO KIDDING
  88. LIGHTNING CARSON RODE ME AGAIN
  89. BENT FOR THE YUKON
  90. TOM'S HORN
  91. THE DESPERATE TAIL
  92. LAW OF THE LASHED
  93. GOING DOWN ON THE GREAT DIVIDE
  94. EL MUNCHO de DURANGO
  95. SHOOTING REAL HIGH THE
  96. VALLEY OF THE GAG ME
  97. A TOWN CALLED HELLO SAILOR
  98. ALONG THE NAVAJO TAIL

    Vote for your favorite today!

Comments:
Oh My LOL
 
Hey! Get rid of that sailor thing! Everyone knows "it's not gay, if you're underway".

To the person who complied this list, I say "Baby, you've got a lot of time on your hands."
 
The first 25 I got from an existing list. The rest I did from memory...it took all of 10 minutes. Not bad!
 
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