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Sunday, July 24, 2005

French Terror Alert Elevated

The AP and UPI report that the French Government announced that it has raised its terror alert level from RUN to HIDE.

The only two higher levels in France are SURRENDER and COLLABORATE.

The raise was precipitated by terrorist attacks in London and a recent fire which destroyed France's white flag factory, effectively disabling its military.

Classification: UNCLASSIFIED
Caveats: Always with the French!

(submitted from email)

you are a simple idiot
It's a shame you don't understand the humor. You must be French!
That was the funniest post of the day great superb
Glad you liked it...Keep The Faith, Brother!
Those links are very funny! You see, all you left wing nit wits think I don't have a sense of humor. That was very funny stuff!
thank God we have brave american friends to bring peace and democracy to Irak... someday
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