Sunday, July 24, 2005
French Terror Alert Elevated
The AP and UPI report that the French Government announced that it has raised its terror alert level from RUN to HIDE.
The only two higher levels in France are SURRENDER and COLLABORATE.
The raise was precipitated by terrorist attacks in London and a recent fire which destroyed France's white flag factory, effectively disabling its military.
Classification: UNCLASSIFIED
Caveats: Always with the French!
(submitted from email)
The only two higher levels in France are SURRENDER and COLLABORATE.
The raise was precipitated by terrorist attacks in London and a recent fire which destroyed France's white flag factory, effectively disabling its military.
Classification: UNCLASSIFIED
Caveats: Always with the French!
(submitted from email)
Those links are very funny! You see, all you left wing nit wits think I don't have a sense of humor. That was very funny stuff!
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