Wednesday, July 27, 2005
GEORGE'S GRATITUDE (submitted by email)
George W. was out jogging one morning along the parkway when he tripped, fell over the bridge railing and landed in the creek below.
Before the Secret Service guys could get to him, three kids, who were fishing, pulled him out of the water. He was so grateful he offered the kids whatever they wanted.
The first kid said, "I want to go to Disneyland." George said, "No problem. I'll take you there on AF-1".
The second kid said, "I want a new pair of Nike Air Jordan's." George said, "I'll get them for you and even have Michael sign them!"
The third kid said, "I want a motorized wheel chair with a built-in TV and stereo headset!!" Bush is a little perplexed by this and says, "But you don't look like you are handicapped." The kid says, "I will be after my dad finds out I saved your ass from drowning!"
Hilarious!
Before the Secret Service guys could get to him, three kids, who were fishing, pulled him out of the water. He was so grateful he offered the kids whatever they wanted.
The first kid said, "I want to go to Disneyland." George said, "No problem. I'll take you there on AF-1".
The second kid said, "I want a new pair of Nike Air Jordan's." George said, "I'll get them for you and even have Michael sign them!"
The third kid said, "I want a motorized wheel chair with a built-in TV and stereo headset!!" Bush is a little perplexed by this and says, "But you don't look like you are handicapped." The kid says, "I will be after my dad finds out I saved your ass from drowning!"
Hilarious!
Not bad. This was a good one as well.
Top Ten George W. Bush Solutions For Global Warming...
10. NASA mission to turn down the sun's thermostat
9. Federal subsidies to boost production of Cool Ranch Doritos
8. Fast track Rumsfeld's "Colonize Neptune" proposal
7. Convene Blue-Ribbon Committee to explore innovative ways of ignoring the problem
6. Let Hillary worry about it when she takes over
5. I dunno---tax cuts for the rich?
4. Give the boys at Halliburton 90-billion dollar contract to patch hole in ozone
3. Switch to Celsius so scorching 98 becomes frosty 37
2. Keep plenty of Bud on ice
1. Invade Antarctica
Late Show with David Letterman
Top Ten George W. Bush Solutions For Global Warming...
10. NASA mission to turn down the sun's thermostat
9. Federal subsidies to boost production of Cool Ranch Doritos
8. Fast track Rumsfeld's "Colonize Neptune" proposal
7. Convene Blue-Ribbon Committee to explore innovative ways of ignoring the problem
6. Let Hillary worry about it when she takes over
5. I dunno---tax cuts for the rich?
4. Give the boys at Halliburton 90-billion dollar contract to patch hole in ozone
3. Switch to Celsius so scorching 98 becomes frosty 37
2. Keep plenty of Bud on ice
1. Invade Antarctica
Late Show with David Letterman
# posted by 
: 9:11 AM
: 9:11 AM
Did you delete another post and all the comments with it? Its kind of pointless to comment if they're just going to be deleted?
# posted by : 12:28 PM
: 12:28 PM
Hey Cold Pillow, how difficult would it be for you and all the other lefities to use your own words, thoughts, opinions, and obervations when you post? Those quotes you listed are fine if you're the person who wrote them. You'd get a better response from me and others on other blogs if you could string that kind of reasoning and present it as your won. You're capable of it. So give it a try. Who gives a crap what someone else thinks? Be true to your own convictions, defend your position and stop using other people's stuff.
God that's stupid, I mean that is just so unbelievable ridiculous. But I'll assume you're drunk or have a head injury of some sort and humor you. You said Kerry was a dishonorable liar and I provided sources from people who should know, people who, unlike me and you are in a postition to know something. Yet for some reason you seem to think that you know better. If you had been there maybe your right-wing fever dreams rantings would mean something, however you chose to deny the evidence in favor of continuing the conservative circle jerk of lefty bashing. There are plenty of 'my words' in your comments however the difference between you and me is I choose to back mine up with 'reality'. Cheers.
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