Thursday, December 22, 2005
New Years Resolutions
I will never make New Years resolutions. No self respecting Republican would. Resolutions are the kind of self effacing drivel for the Chicken Soup for the Soul weenies. My moral and spiritual compass does not need adjusting every 12 months because I gained a few pounds or someone thinks I need to be nicer to animals or whatever the latest trend is. Resolutions are for people who don’t get off their fat butts and do something with their lives – they are for losers and Oprah/Dr Phil wombats. I need only apologize to my God (regularly performed Sundays at 11:30 am – and I pray a bunch too), Wife/Children, Dr. and Accountant.
Therefore, I resolve to do and change absolutely nothing in 2006. Who needs resolutions when you’re a God-fearing, ultra-right-wing, hetero, gun-owning, self educated (MS, MBA), voting, ex-pro-military, anti-left, 6’0”- 210 lbs of twisted steel and sex appeal Reagan Republican with a fantastic TCR (Top Credit Rating) and great big flppin wads of cash invested and diversified so I can send all my children to college (even though they will all go to UF or the Naval Academy on full-rides)?
Maslow be damned…I don’t need no stinking resolutions!
Therefore, I resolve to do and change absolutely nothing in 2006. Who needs resolutions when you’re a God-fearing, ultra-right-wing, hetero, gun-owning, self educated (MS, MBA), voting, ex-pro-military, anti-left, 6’0”- 210 lbs of twisted steel and sex appeal Reagan Republican with a fantastic TCR (Top Credit Rating) and great big flppin wads of cash invested and diversified so I can send all my children to college (even though they will all go to UF or the Naval Academy on full-rides)?
Maslow be damned…I don’t need no stinking resolutions!
Indeed, you need no resolutions. You need a complete change of heart. Or, short of that, a lobotomy.
Merry Christmas, ya old humbug!
Merry Christmas, ya old humbug!
CR: Where'd you pick up that commie genocidal enabling self righteous moonbat Dan the TRAGIC?
I'm with you CR! Resolved to keep right on doing everything in my power to point out how dangerous moonbats are, and how they must be defeated so they do not defeat this country and subject us all to the horrors and evil they so stupidly defend.
HAPPY NEW YEAR!
I'm with you CR! Resolved to keep right on doing everything in my power to point out how dangerous moonbats are, and how they must be defeated so they do not defeat this country and subject us all to the horrors and evil they so stupidly defend.
HAPPY NEW YEAR!
And by "self-righteous," Mike, I'm assuming you mean someone who's more righteous than you? And by "moonbat," I'm assuming you mean someone who's logic you were unable to assail?
Name-calling is always so much easier than actual debate, isn't it?
Happy New Year to all of y'all, nonetheless!
Peace!
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Name-calling is always so much easier than actual debate, isn't it?
Happy New Year to all of y'all, nonetheless!
Peace!
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