Monday, September 05, 2005
Lance Armstrong Arrested
Sunday, September 5, 2005; 11:00 PM EST
PARIS, France -- UPI --Lance Armstrong's record setting seventh Tour de France victory, along with his entire Tour de France legacy, may be tarnished by what could turn out to be one of the greatest sports scandals of all time. Armstrong is being quizzed by French police after three banned substances were found in his South of France hotel room while on vacation after winning the 2005 Tour de France. The three substances found were toothpaste, deodorant, and soap which have been banned by French authorities for over 75 years.
Armstrong's girlfriend and American rocker Sheryl Crowe is quoted as saying "we are both users". Along with these three banned substances, French authorities also found several other interesting items that they have never seen before, including a backbone and testicles.
PARIS, France -- UPI --Lance Armstrong's record setting seventh Tour de France victory, along with his entire Tour de France legacy, may be tarnished by what could turn out to be one of the greatest sports scandals of all time. Armstrong is being quizzed by French police after three banned substances were found in his South of France hotel room while on vacation after winning the 2005 Tour de France. The three substances found were toothpaste, deodorant, and soap which have been banned by French authorities for over 75 years.
Armstrong's girlfriend and American rocker Sheryl Crowe is quoted as saying "we are both users". Along with these three banned substances, French authorities also found several other interesting items that they have never seen before, including a backbone and testicles.
that couldn't have been pretty!
He dates Sheryl Crowe? She's a Lib and he's a Republican, how do they get along?
He dates Sheryl Crowe? She's a Lib and he's a Republican, how do they get along?
Bwhahahahah!
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WOW, your headline got my attention.
Darn, I am so gullible.
That drugged up French Canadian woman with good pipes, you know...Celion Deon...I know my spelling isn't right, you know the skinny lady that sang the title song of the movie Titanic?
Well anyway, I heard she is going to train for the "Tour de Frogs" next year.
Yes I know France is helping with the Katrina Cleanup, but they were the nitwits that thought it would be nice to have a city at the convergence of the Mississippi River, Lake Ponceatrain, and the Caribbean. Renaults, New Orleans, Fortresses, Brie, Truffles, and cognac…are all French. Whoops let me take back cognac, It is great, but the first grapes planted at Champagne were grapes from Great Britain.
Darn, I am so gullible.
That drugged up French Canadian woman with good pipes, you know...Celion Deon...I know my spelling isn't right, you know the skinny lady that sang the title song of the movie Titanic?
Well anyway, I heard she is going to train for the "Tour de Frogs" next year.
Yes I know France is helping with the Katrina Cleanup, but they were the nitwits that thought it would be nice to have a city at the convergence of the Mississippi River, Lake Ponceatrain, and the Caribbean. Renaults, New Orleans, Fortresses, Brie, Truffles, and cognac…are all French. Whoops let me take back cognac, It is great, but the first grapes planted at Champagne were grapes from Great Britain.
>The only two people in France who are users are Americans!<
Considering that they are actually more than two Americans in France, that could also mean that [according to you] there are quite a lot of USA citizens who are not users... :-p
[I might have misunderstood of course... ;-) ]
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Considering that they are actually more than two Americans in France, that could also mean that [according to you] there are quite a lot of USA citizens who are not users... :-p
[I might have misunderstood of course... ;-) ]
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